Do not eat my food. You have a full bowl of fresh wet cat food.
When I turn around to put a dish in the sink, do not grab a piece of tofurky off my sandwich and run. I will catch you and I will still eat the tofurky slice. I may even eat you.
I'm 8 months pregnant. Do not fuck with my food.
Love,
Jess
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