Monday, December 19, 2011

Creepy John Hodgman dream

I had a dream that I and some other people my age were being held captive by John Hodgman, who was a crazy old mathematician monster type creature. He had wrinkles on his face, no mustache, but his eyes were the creepiest. He had two eyelids. A normal one on the outside. His inner eyelid was made up of sharp teeth so when he closed his inner eyelid it looked like a mouth of tiny sharp teeth closing.

All of us who were being held captive were students, I think. John was pouring some type of weird mixture that burned on my hands, laughing manically. It was tortue but I dealt with it.

Until Ike walked into the room. Ike is a very sweet special needs cat at Tabby's Place. John Hodgman went after Ike. All of the students freaked out and convinced John Hodgman to let Ike go.

I think convinced John to teach me some difficult math. This softened him and he seemed like a happy monster. Then I woke up.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Awesome sleep!

Benjamin slept awesome last night! Not through the night, that would be crazy. He only woke up 3 or 4 times, which is amazing for him and this week we have been having.

We are still a bit sick but slowly getting better and this sleep has been a huge help. Maybe we can do this every night! A girl can dream.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

giving birth in Target!

I had a dream that I was 9 months pregnant in Target. It was Black Friday. My water had broken. I went to their medical area and they told me to wait. So I walked around the store making a total mess. Water leaking everywhere. My sister was with me and she was shopping as we walked around.

Anyone who interprets dreams want to have a go at this?

Saturday, December 3, 2011

It's the Hawk Eye

sick

I hate being sick. With kids, there is just no actually resting and the house just looks worse and worse.

Kids are sick too but they still have tons of energy. We went outside for a while so they got to run around. Matt is hopefully taking them out shopping after dinner so I can have some time to rest without screaming kids. Matt is sick too but seems to be getting better.

I just want to crawl into a hole and sleep for a day.